Friday, May 26, 2006

Moral Absolutes at School

1. Writing graffitti in my classroom is evil.
2. Stealing the mouse ball from one of my computers is evil.
3. Making fun of a mentally challenged student is evil.
4. Putting your gum between the pages of a reading book is evil.
5. Stealing my emergency candy from the bottom drawer of my desk when I have a substitute is evil.